YOU MOONBRAIN

Me: Look at the moooon!!

Kae: I know. I wanted to point it out to you but I thought you would be all like ” I BEEN on that moon shit from time.”

Romaniac

Since there is no fetish stone unturned in todays golden age of porn, it’s always hard to mention one that you think might be original and not have people shut you down with a quick “Oh that already exists. I saw it on Xtube. There’s a local chapter. They meet Wednesdays.”

So… if no Eastern European, sex and bread lover has yet pioneered the fetish of getting bread kicked at them while they jump in nude ecstasy let me be the first to suggest this. While I will not be trying it due to religious beliefs having to do with… Read the rest

Homie-isms

“Jesus.They have so many hoarder shows now they can start to have subset genres of hoarding. Christian Hoarders. Atlanta Hoarders. They’re gonna get a country hoarder and a city hoarder and make them switch places.” Ilona

Image from Song-Dong’s MOMA exhibit Waste Not which I was lucky enough to see in real life.

I WISH

that for Valentines day I found a Candy Heart that said :

“Your eyebrows are hype, still.”

someone said that to me in real life

#Toronto

FEBRUARY 14TH

I have a boy and even after all this time, when I see his name on my phone my heart does this thing where it kicks up its legs and clicks its heels. I’m in a “hollering on rooftops” kind of love and it’s so cute I wanna punch it in the face. We be Valentinin eeerrrrday…even when were not.

But a Happy Valentines Day anyway Boo! I love you!

I’LL SHOW YOU SUPERIOR PRESSING

“I’ll show you…” jokes are the way to my heart. Naughty “I’ll show you…” jokes are the way into my pants.

INLOVEWITHEXCELLENCE

Available at Miracle Thieves

PHO REAL

I just want to take this opportunity to proclaim my love for Golden Turtle restaurant. For all Toronto locals, if you think this place is just hype you can FALL BACK because I don’t know much but I know broths and after trying NUMEROUS soups in the greater Toronto area I have yet to find broth quality that even comes close to Golden Turtle. Don’t come to me with your weak, star anise water and tell me it’s Pho. Yeah, yeah, we all know how to put Sriracha Sauce in our soup and bean sprouts and basil and whatever the fuck… Read the rest

THIS KID

I’m pretty sure this is what love sounds like.

SAME GIRL, DIFFERENT STRUGGLE

“Omg, you should’ve seen me. I was being such a feminist on the street last night!”

Michelle